Chong-man style

Chong loves In-n-Out but lives in NYC. When life hands you Shake Shack, you make the most of it. Or in Chong’s case you attempt fusion. No one hates fusion more than Chong, but the desire for Animal style led us to this:

Burgers. Chong-man style.

The ingredients: Shake Shack cheeseburger with lettuce and tomatoes, In-n-Out spread courtesy of an awkward request at the drive-thru in CA, sauteed onions (Spanish because it’s the cheapest) and french fries w/ cheese sauce.

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Take apart the burger and lather on the spread:

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Add the onions:

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Don’t forget the fries!

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I have omitted pictures of us actually eating the food. No one needs to see two beasts sucking sauce off their fingers and inhaling high-calorie food. 

Looking forward to the Fall!

All You Need is Love

Kookies with Kathy consisted of an overly complicated recipe and lots of almond extract. Luckily what was lacking in flavor and aesthetic was made up for with lots of laughs and Shake Shack.

So much potential, look at our pretty dough:

After much discussion and deliberation, we wound up with a double rainbow. Amazing!

I’m not even going to post what we were trying to make and just let readers assume we fully intended on making rainbow cookies that looked kind of like a member of The Beatles.

Ashamed of our abysmal failure, I went to the office early, discreetly left the cookies in the kitchen and quickly ran off before anyone saw who had left the disgusting, cardboard flavored treats. When I checked back a few hours later the entire bag had disappeared. I want to believe they got eaten, but deep down inside I think someone just threw them away.

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The Ordinary and Derivative Prune

“I’m really into these peas.”

This was the first unsolicited comment from my dinner companion. As a belated birthday present, my dear friend Jules took me out to dinner at Prune. Located in the East Village, this small establishment opened in 1999 and has been welcoming diners ever since. Best known as a brunch destination, the crowds on the weekends are infamous. Despite a standard two-hour wait patrons are relentless. With an extensive Bloody Mary selection it is no wonder New Yorkers come here the morning after a long night. Little has been written about the dinner menu and after one meal, it is clear that the reputation of Prune far exceeds the cuisine. Chef and owner Gabrielle Hamilton fails to offer any standout dishes.

On Thursday night at 6:30 the restaurant is filled with a casually dressed crowd. The space is small with floor to ceiling windows and large mirrors flanking the two side walls. There is an open kitchen where several female chefs are hard at work. The ambiance is deceptively airy and spacious. Any attempt to leave your seat during the meal results in an awkward shifting of the table and a tight squeeze between other diners. It is best to commit to your seat for the duration of the meal.

Since this was a celebratory dinner, drinks were in order. The wine and cocktail list have all the standards. Sadly the Pimms Cup fell flat, tasting more like an overpriced gin and tonic. Papadams, a light crispy lentil chip are complimentary and great to nosh on when perusing the menu. If the short list of appetizers are not enough, the bar menu has additional small bites that are also available. The roasted bone marrow with parsley salad is the perfect way to start the meal. The portions are more than enough for two to three people. Served with tiny spoons, the marrow spreads easily on the toasted bread. Salty, velvety, and crispy it encapsulates the fare at Prune.

Chef Hamilton’s culinary style stems from a tumultuous past filled with a cast of unruly characters, much of which has been documented in her memoir, Blood, Bones & Butter: The Inadvertent Education of a Reluctant Chef. In the book she describes the vision behind Prune: “There would be no foam and no ‘conceptual’ or ‘intellectual’ food; just the salty, sweet, starchy, brothy, crispy things that one craves when one is actually hungry.”

The restaurant offers several daily specials. During my visit there is a soft shell crab, lightly dusted with curry powder and deep fried. The plate comes decorated with a mound of watercress. The flavors work well together and the juices from the crab serve as a savory and impromptu dressing for the watercress. Jules opted for the roast pork shoulder, littleneck clams and minestra verde. The pork shoulder was tender however the overall the dish was too salty. We shared a plate of peas with mint and butter. An ode to Spring’s arrival, it was by far the hit of the night.

Prune has an eclectic dessert menu from a Calvados omelette to candied pumpkin and sugared “hay” with Greek yogurt and honey. Several items may seem unfamiliar to diners, unfortunately the waiter’s response of “It’s pretty much exactly what it says,” does little to clarify any confusion.

“I’m really into this mascarpone ice cream,” says Jules. Needless to say we played it safe and got the sundae with mascarpone ice cream and salted caramel croutons. It was everything a dessert should be, playful, decadent and extremely satisfying.

Overall the simpler dishes garnered the most enthusiasm. But a side of peas and an ice cream sundae are not enough to warrant a return visit. Prune is unapologetically no-nonsense from the service to the food. The menu hits all the flavor profiles Hamilton envisioned but fails to deliver in execution. Far from a quintessential New York establishment, Prune is just another lackluster, overpriced restaurant coasting solely on its overhyped reputation.

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You Got Me?

After a long day of work and class I like to unwind with a nice warm mug of hot water. It’s similar to a cleanse, except cheaper and with zero nutrients. The feeling of water coursing through your GI tract is like a warm hug from the inside out. Thus when I discovered that Elsa in the East Village offered warm, tea-based cocktails I was an instant fan. A place to socialize and drink warm things and isn’t a coffee shop?!? Success! They also offer cheese and charcuterie platters, making it a perfect place for a smug bougie like myself. Granted these are not the standard criteria for NY nightlife, but I’m old and when people want to have dinner at 8pm, I actually pre-dinner at 5pm so I won’t be hangry. Yelp describes Elsa as “hipster, romantic, intimate” can’t say I disagree. I was able to reserve a table day of, and the service was quick. You feel like a douche when you order because all the drinks have long, unnecessary names but overall not a bad place to welcome a new decade of your life.

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IHOP you like this post

In this edition of Chiang Chats Chains (dot blogspot dot com) we tackle IHOP. There really is no other place where one can get pancakes from every region of the globe. It truly is an International House of pancakes. Normally a staple of the suburbs, IHOP recently opened a store in the East Village and is rumored to be opening a second one in Limelight Marketplace. Honestly it had not been on my list of must eats but when cousin Chiang mentioned that he had NEVER BEEN TO IHOP, I found it a travesty and insisted we go immediately.

To get the full IHOP experience our order included: the strawberry cheesecake pancakes (good in theory, revolting after 3 bites), pancakes topped with strawberries and bananas (an excellent canvas for trying all 5 syrup flavors), the spinach, mushroom and cheese blini (for some vegetable intake) and the biscuits and gravy (indeed the gravy was just as gelatinous as one Yelper had mentioned).

I should have just stuck to the classic chocolate chip pancakes; nothing whets the appetite like a whip cream smiley face with a maraschino cherry for a nose.

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Turkish Delight

I have Turkey on my mind, and it’s not even Thanksgiving (HAR HAR).  Last week I made a Mediterranean-inspired feast:

  • lamb/beef stew with onion, garlic, potato, dried apricots, cumin, cinnamon, oregano, other spices
  • garlic cilantro hummus
  • eggplant “caviar” spread
  • roasted kale and chard with just salt, olive oil, and a squeeze of lemon out of the oven
  • chocolate cake with salted caramel (for a birthday girl)

I used up the leftover buttermilk from the cake to make some yummy pancakes this weekend, possibly one of my favorite foods.  I still have some of the eggplant left but I ran out of pita bread.  What’s a girl to do?  Make my own bread, of course!  “Navajo fry bread” is so simple to make, costs but a few cents for the ingredients, and tastes way better than pita bread, even if it isn’t exactly Mediterranean!  It’s always so rewarding making an entire meal from scratch.

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Laundry, Leftovers and LINSANITY

That pretty much sums up my Sunday afternoon. Always a fan of puns, I haven’t quite jumped on board the clever play on words for JLIN. Maybe it’s writer’s block? These things have to come organically for me. Perhaps a “Jeremy Lin-mint” shake from Shake Shack will get the creative juices flowing.

Unfortunately I haven’t finished my school work and as every Asian kid knows, you really aren’t allowed to have any fun (fun desserts included) until you’ve completed your academic obligations.  While I would have questioned this logic 2 weeks ago, a certain Harvard grad turned NBA-pro kind of confirmed that this regiment works. It’s always the overachievers that ruin it for the rest of us.

West SIDE

My affinity for all things West could be due to over inhalation of the Pacific Ocean. I’d like to think my new found love of the West Village is purely coincidental. When Chong told me that I currently reside in the NYC equivalent of SF’s Marina district I was devastated. After going through the 7 stages of grief, I’ve finally come to acceptance. If anything I’m probably on the fast track towards douche-dom. Really I just like the bougie life and the West Village is as pretentious as they come. I tried a little French bistro (actually they called it a gastroteque, probs because it sounds cooler) and the ambiance was adorbs. The menu is not particularly innovative but has a good selection of savory and sweet. I’m a sucker for eggs and they make a steamed version using the milk steamer of their espresso machine. Unfortunately I tried everything but that, so I guess I have an excuse to venture out West again!

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Brrrrr it’s cold in here

That’s all I could think of on my way to Dos Toros, not because it was actually cold but because whenever I hear the word “toros” I think of one of the best movies of all time, “Bring it On.” What’s that? It’s already been broughten? Actually it has and it’s in San Francisco. Modeled after Mission-style burritos, Dos Toros probably comes closest to an East Coast equivalent. I had the carne asada burrito with guacamole. There is something seriously wrong with the avocados out here and it makes me sad. Regardless, it’s the best burrito I’ve had in New York but I’ve also developed a new found appreciation for Chipotle. So I’m definitely not an expert.

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Ruffage

During the last few weeks of 2011, my days were consumed with monitoring bowel movements. Not for myself though (does that make it less weird?). A dear friend was on a cocktail of meds and as his “responsible supporter” I was told by both nurse and doctor that regularity was of the utmost importance. This was followed by a few weeks on the West Cost where I constantly struggled to determine if the bro-bro’s new puppy needed to sniff and squat. The good news is that everyone went eventually and all is right with the world.

I hadn’t given much thought to this aspect of my winter vacay until I went to Northern Spy Food Co. last night and had the wonderfully delectable kale salad. Delicious ruffage + roasted almonds + cheddar cheese + kabocha squash  + some kind of lemony dressing = tasty salad with a good BM to follow. I’ve been here a few times and it has been consistently tasty. Also good was the pork sticky roll, basically a deceptively savory Cinnabon. Instead of a cinnamon sugar filling, it’s shredded pork and instead of sickening sweet frosting, it’s meaty gravy with a hint of horseradish. Oh, and if you check-in on FourSquare you get a free glass of wine/beer (yes, I’ve become one of those people…I had way too much of the YAY Area techy kool-aid and it hasn’t completely worn off).

Of course I forgot to take pictures. Will a snapshot of the puppy suffice?

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